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1. Eminem Intro Lyrics
2. Eminem Fack Lyrics
3. Eminem The Way I Am Lyrics
4. Eminem My Name Is Lyrics
5. Eminem Stan Lyrics
6. Eminem Lose Yourself Lyrics
7. Eminem Shake That Lyrics
8. Eminem Sing For The Moment Lyrics
9. Eminem Without Me Lyrics
10. Eminem Like Toy Soldiers Lyrics
11. Eminem The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
12. Eminem Mockingbird Lyrics
13. Eminem Guilty Conscience Lyrics
14. Eminem Cleanin Out My Closet Lyrics
15. Eminem Just Lose It Lyrics
16. Eminem When I'm Gone Lyrics

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EMINEM INFINITE

Eminem Infinite Lyrics :: Eminem Lyrics

oh yeah, this is eminem baby, back up in that motherf..... ass
one time for your mother fucking mind, we represent the 313
you know what i'm saying?, cause they don't know shit about this
for the 9-6

ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
to get your brain relaxing, cause they be acting maniac in action

a brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
you look insanely whack when just a fraction of my tracks spun
my rhyming skills got you climbing hills
i travel through your mind into you spine like siren drills
i'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants

twist the necks of rappers 'til their spinal column disconnects
we disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog
this is the season for noise pollution contamination
examination of more cartoons than animation

my lamination of narration
hit's a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation
when i declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing
i turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
i'm infinite

you heard of hell well i was sent from it
i went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
now i'm trying to repent from it
but when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
i'm infinite

bust it, i let the beat commence so i can beat the sense of your elite defense
i got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and two feet to rinse
i greet the gents and ladies, i spoil loyal fans
i foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil bands
my coil hands around this microphone are lethal

one thought in my cerebral is deeper then a jeep full of people
mc's are feeble, i came to cause some pandemonium
battle a band of phony mc's and stand the only one
imitator, intimidator, stimulator, simulator of data, eliminator
there's never been a greater since the burial of jesus

fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases
my thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
my accapella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis
and eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
with entity, dementedly meant to be infinite

you heard of hell well i was sent from it
i went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
now i'm trying to repent from it
but when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
i'm infinite

man i got evidence i'm never dense and i been clever ever since
my residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the m-o
so i'm assuming all responsibility

cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill mc's
mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
no one is specialer, my skill is intergalactical

i get cynical act a fool then i send a crew back to school
i never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical
i'd rather let a tactical, tact full track your fancy
in fact i can't see, or can't imagine
a man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching

this is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
plus the man who never had a plan b
be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
i'm tensed a bit and tempted when i see the sins my friends commit...
i'm infinite

you heard of hell well i was sent from it
i went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
now i'm trying to repent from it
but when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
i'm infinite

you heard of hell well i was sent from it
i went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
now i'm trying to repent from it
but when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
i'm infinite


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EMINEM INFINITE

Eminem Infinite Lyrics :: Eminem Lyrics

ain't no one special, special like you (4x)
i been searching, but your the one i want in my life baby (4x)

i'm reminiscing on your tenderness and the snuggling and teasing
missing what i remember, kissing and hugging and squeezing
bugging and weezing, i'm having trouble when breathing
it's even tougher when sleeping

but there's a couple of reasons that i'm suffering and grieving
for loving and leaving, you all i'm thinking of in the evening
you got my knees buckling and weakening
thoughts of nothing but freaking that i'm struggling to keep in

and interrupt when i'm speaking
i got some game that i'm preparing to run
the way your lips sparkle and glare in the sun
you got your hair in a bun, no matter what you're wearing you stun

cause your comparing to none, i wanna share in the fun
i feel a passionate lust when i'm imagining just us alone at last with a touch
i see you grasping to trust, but my intentions are good
the seed is passing in dust

i'm not asking to rush and answer immediately
i just wanna be there for you and you to be there for me
if you agree to repeat after me, i love you (i love you baby)
cause i just need you to see, how much i'm eager to be

your man legally wed, your love's keeping me fed
this is easily said, so you can lead or be led
if you care to be down cause ain't nobody like you no where to be found

i been searching, but your the one i want in my life baby (4x)

baby it's all on you, it's you i call on boo
let's set a day up so you can fall on through
we'll take a spin in a lexus you can chill for dinner and breakfast
long enough to see how this gentleman sex'es

we'll start it out with caviar, don parigne
and then when it's a fact we are warm, carry on
we'll take it slow, see nobody will hurry things
i got the herbs the bacardi and hurricane

if daiquiris are in debate and not your thing that day
it's still all right cause i got minute maid and tangeray
your an incredible one that's rare, in bed with edible underwear
you look impeccable, nothing compares

i dream of freaking you, the women that will speak it too so
it seems that there is not an end to things that we can do so
now we all set to play, only thing left to say is
when you step away, baby but don't forget the neglicie

i been searching, but your the one i want in my life baby
ain't no one special, special like you

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EMINEM INFINITE

Eminem Infinite Lyrics :: Eminem Lyrics

now what you know about a sweet mc, from the 313
none of these skills you bout to see come free
so you wanna be a sweet mc, you gotta become me
if you ever wanna be one see

man what you know about a sweet mc, in the 313
none of these skills you bout to see come free
so you wanna be a sweet mc, you better become me
if you ever wanna be one see

yo some people say i'm whack, now if that's right
i'm the freshest whack mc that you ever heard, in your lifetime
my slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
boy i'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets
forgot a gold digger's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness

with the mic i'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this
i got more different strokes than philip drummound
on open mic i bone your women just to keep my lyrics coming (bitch)
we elevated to new heights premeditated
let it be that i stated they hate it now that they see that i made it

the escalated can be put to the test of greatness
snatch the heart from mc's and i ate it
so i take it that's the reason i'm hated
to represent my temperment
if rap was a dick all you so called hard mc's would not be impitant

but pimping it, and acting like you could rock a show (so)
harder than ll's rock the bells, but you is a ho (now)
everything that you collaborate i lacerate
my rhymes they keep coming like nympho maniacs that masturbate
at a faster rate, yeah i got something for your ass to hate

i blasterate, and have you all running master gates
and as for face clutching and touching the flows
i got them open like marijuana smoke up in your nose
bucking these hoes, i got that shit down to a science
leaving them hot and bothered, turned on like an appliance

defiance, no we won't have that
you want your shit to blow up?
well i'ma stuff some dynamite in your ass crack
and blast that shit to kingdom come
then bring them some of this real hip-hop

i drop beats and you ain't singing or gonna do a thing about
and you all knew from meeko
that you couldn't hold your own with the strength of lou forigno
so stop that bullshit and flow
yo, you need to come with the real skills, and act like you know

so what you know about a sweet mc, in the 313
none of these skills you bout to see come free
so you wanna be a sweet mc, you better become me
if you ever wanna be one see

now what you know about a sweet mc, from the 313
none of these skills you bout to see come free
so you wanna be the sweet mc, you gotta become me
if you ever wanna be one see

so what, you know about a sweet mc, in the 313
you don't know shit so when you see one flee
you can be run-d, you'll never beat the mc
i'll stop the alphabet at s and got it down to a t
i'm sure your bound to agree, a sweet mc crashes the spot
i'll make the roof hot like i was rock master scott
your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
i'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory
it's either them or me man, kill or be killed
you will and be sealed your casket closed you still gonna be billed
my facilities filled with fans, packed to capacity
i'll send a rapper back with the crack of his ass shitty
if he's acting soft and he cowers
he better come cleaner then jay rue jacking off when he showers
you flowers got no clout with a thing
you could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang
i showered the slang, simple as a,b,c's
skip over the d's and rock the microphone with e's
dethrone mc's and i'ma max alone
relax your dome like a solo from a saxophone
so facts are known, writers get treated with shocks
i rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks
i'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers
you couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers

but you can bring yours let's see what you got
but don't front and never try to be what you're not
cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
and fuck jill on a hill, but you still ain't jack

so what you know about a sweet mc, from the 313
none of these skills you just seen come free
so you wanna be a sweet mc, you'll never become

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EMINEM INFINITE

Eminem Infinite Lyrics :: Eminem Lyrics

tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

i'm getting mad love, i'm snuggling hugs
druggling thugs, smuggling drugs, juggling jobs, guzzling jugs
so here's a toast to federal checks
hetero sex, unaffordable medical debts, huh
we travel in packs and ravel in facts and gravel in cracks
to find babbling max, gaffling tracks
i grapple an axe for them baffling acts
the mysterious stab in the backs who dabble in wax
still in my yard when i sculpted the culprit
the tall shit that will end up with his skull split
then i buried the hatchet, i carried on my back
butterfingers is here and it's necessary to scratch it
baby all i wanna do is swallow one and two
smoke a little bit and follow one of you
back home when the party ends
so tonight i'm dropping naughty hints
to the finest women in the audience

tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

cause we came here to do this tonight
we don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
cause we came here to do this tonight
till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
cause we came here to do this tonight
we don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
cause we came here to do this tonight
till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandealous
living as scandalous as a television evangelist
but i can handle this, i'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters
i think a living never meant for me
experimentally i found a way to spread interamentally
when i stumbled upon this resolution
by using a special fusion of chemical solution for this resolution
you couldn't see me with binoculars
i armed like an octopus
step on stage and you get socked and pushed
talking that junk like you went black, guarded your back
come battle me and you get smacked as hard as you act
when i rap i represent it and will never referee in it
every minute so when i win it you never resent it
i'm forever demented, come up with funk, i'll never be scented
you got the point when i cleverly said it
tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

cause we came here to do this tonight
we don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
cause we came here to do this tonight
till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
cause we came here to do this tonight
we don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
cause we came here to do this tonight
till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

eminem is heading skyward
for those who thought that i would make you bored and treat you like a piece of plywood
i've got miracle lyrical capability all in me
with the agility to escape a killer bee colony
so get your cameras and capture how miraculous
i rap for all you draculas and showed you all how whack you was
i meant it as a dis, cause you don't posses the pizzazz as this
i'm hazardous enough already as it is
without you adding fuel to the fire
i'm cruel to the liar
who fails to recognize my reign of hell, rule to the sire
clinical studies show that i'm cynical
there's no one who's identical to my fresh and authentic flow
i'm sure the party people can agree
that i'm enchanting, with the romantic
freaking the vocals so frantically
so throw your hands up in the atmosphere
and let them know the only party that was phat was here, just be like

tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

cause we came here to do this tonight
we don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
cause we came here to do this tonight
till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
cause we came here to do this tonight
we don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
cause we came here to do this tonight
till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

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Eminem Lyrics

1. Eminem Infinite Lyrics
2. Eminem It's Ok Lyrics
3. Eminem 313 Lyrics
4. Eminem Tonight Lyrics
5. Eminem Maxine Lyrics
6. Eminem Open Mic Lyrics
7. Eminem Never 2 Far Lyrics
8. Eminem Searchin Lyrics
9. Eminem Backstabber Lyrics
10. Eminem Jealousy Woes II Lyrics

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Lose Yourself - Eminem

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

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Ass Like That - Eminem

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

What the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

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Mmmhh

You high baby?

Yeahh...

Yeah?

hahaha..Talk to me...

You want me to tell you somethin?

Uh huh...

I know what you wanna hear...
'Cuz I know you want me baby I think I want you too...

I think I love you baby...

I think I love you too...
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Let's let our love unfurl.
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
come be in Shady's world...

oh boy you drive me crazy...

Bitch you make me hurl...

They call me Superman,
Leap tall hoes in a single bound,
I'm single now,
Got no ring on this finger now,
I'll never let another chick bring me down,
In a relationship, save it bitch, babysit? you make me sick,
Superman aint savin shit, girl you can jump on shady's dick,
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase,
I'll tell a mo'fuckin slut to her face,
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face,
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask?
Kiss my dick, hit my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass,
Don't put out? i'll put you out,
Won't get out? i'll push you out,
Puss blew out, copin shit,
Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out,
Am I too nice? buy you ice,
Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life,
What you tryin to be, my new wife?
What you Mariah? fly through twice,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come, they go,
Saturday through sunday monday,
Monday through sunday yo,
Maybe i'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

'Cuz I can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
I can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Your superman, your superman...

Don't get me wrong,
I love these hoes,
It's no secret,
Everybody knows,
Can't we fuck?
Bitch so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes,
We'll be friends,
I'll call you again,
I'll chase you around every bar you attend,
Never know what kind of car i'll be in,
[Woman Screaming]
We'll see how much you'll be partying then,
You don't want that,
Neither do I,
I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride,
Between you and I,
Not a jealous man, but females lie,
But I guess that's just what sluts do,
How could it ever be just us two?
Never loved you enough to trust you,
We just met and I just fucked you,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe I'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too...

I think I love you baby...

I think I love you too,
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Lets let our love unfurl,
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
Come be in shady's world...

Oh boy you drive me crazy...

Bitch you make me hurl.

First thing you said...

I'm not phazed,
I hang around big stars all day,
I don't see what the big deal is anyway,
You're just plain ol' Marshall to me...

Ooh yeah girl run that game...

Haily Jade...I love that name,
Love that tattoo...what's that say?
'rot in pieces' aww that's great...

First off you don't know Marshall,
Add also, don't grow partial,
That's ammo for my arsenal,
I'll snap you off that bar stool,
There goes another lawsuit,
Leave handprints all accross you,
Good lordy-wody you must be blown off that water bottle,
You want what you can't have,
Ooh girl that's too damn bad,
Don't touch what you can't grab,
End up with two back hands,
Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand,
Girl you just blew your chance,
Don't mean to ruin your plans,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday Monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe I'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too...

I think I love you baby...

I think I love you too,
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in Shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Lets let our love unfurl,
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
Come be in shady's world...

Oh boy you drive me crazy...

Bitch you make me hurl.

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

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